Random Rambles

"Self realization is just another way of saying you have quit lying to yourself."

"Sex can be the most frantic, frenzied and hillarious human activity. Making love, on the other hand, can be the most passionate, heart warming and fulfilling."

"Within the scope of deceptive practices I find the most odeous to be to continue living a lie when the truth has already been admitted or exposed, however acheived, to all who really matter to your own self."

"Once you have been touched by love it is impossible to forget. Once you have given in to lust it is impossible to forgive."

"Age is no measure of experience. We all know someone who is still reliving his college days as he passes 50."

"From the start you know when you've found your soulmate. The challenge is finding out if he knows what you know."

"Sometimes you just want a damn good pizza to make it through the night -- sometimes you just want a damn good pizza delivery guy."

"Where you go in life depends far more on your choices than on your luck."

"If you can't ring the bell maybe you're pushing the wrong button."

"Sometimes you just have to let go. Sometimes you just have to hang on. Somehow you're suppose to know the difference. That's called experience."

"Sex at any level is far more a game of the mind than of the body."

"When you find it impossible to know how he feels about you until he takes off his pants don't expect to find yourself in a long term relationship."

"If all you hunt for is passion you better be sure your gun is loaded."

"Physical attraction may spark your interest. Mental stimulation will keep your interest. Failure to express your interest is the quickest way to loose what you have found."

"More relationships flouder on the shoals of day to day living than every fall apart because of problems in the bedroom. "

"If all you hear is the lisp you're doomed to miss the message -- and never really see the messenger"

"The harder and longer you search for happiness the less likely you are to recognize it when it crosses your path."

"Inspiration that strikes in the middle of the night is the result of days of silent contemplation."

"Love's labor is never lost, just too frequently missfiled and forgotten."

"Like the sun can break through a day's dark clouds a smile can break through the darkest moods."

"He moved my soul. He pleased my eye. He touched my heart. Bad manners ruined it all."

"Within every truth of nature is that small grain of sand call doubt."

"Handsome is as handsome does as long as he keep his mouth shut."

"Why does coffee always smell better than it tastes?"

"If you plan to stop and smell the roses along the way watch out for the pricks."

"The stright and narrow path can be so fucking boring."

"Any anniversary worth celebrating has long past the need to be celebrated."

"When two heads are better than one, it is not a given that three are even better."

"Try to please two lovers and you better be prepared to spend a lot of time pleasing yourself."

"Just because he wags his tail and licks your face does not mean he'll make a good house pet."

"Human nature being what it is isn't it amazing how willing we are to bare our souls to perfect strangers -- and even to some that aren't so damn perfect."

"Falling in lust can be based on just one look. Falling in love can be based on just one look. It all depends on where you're looking."

"Admitting your own faults isn't easy. Having a friend that accepts them, quietly points them out and still remains a friend is a blessing."

"All pricks have one thing in common. Get them into a tight spot and they'll try to fuck it up."

"The environment of a bad habit usually has more control over you than the habit itself."

"No matter how strong the body language it never hurts to verbalize."

"When your gut tells you it's time to stop, it's time to stop -- or barrel ahead full steam."

"Secret fears are more terrifying."

"If you can't keep your hands off the guy, don't let him get away."

"When you fall asleep in his arms and wake up still locked in his embrace don't fight it."

"Some cock suckers are just that, 'cock suckers'. Don't expect scintillating conversation."

"If you can still see the whole man after he's dropped his pants maybe there's more than just a good fuck in your future."